And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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