walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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