garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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