I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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