Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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