I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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