you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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