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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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