so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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