You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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