Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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