I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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