I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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