Dual....:-)
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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