I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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