Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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