I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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