Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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