Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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