Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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