did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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