you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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