I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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