David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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