let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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