so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
