He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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