Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky š
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, Iād say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I get sad thinking about all the sex Iām missing out on because of the virus
I instituted āquarantine and chillā months ago. Itās not like penises go soft just because theyāre working at home.
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