based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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