Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

Fav 2 889 1117
share tweet
(646): View more from New York

I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

Fav 5 4439 1071
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?

Fav 16 4129 2153
share tweet
(+64): View more from New Zealand

I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

Fav 14 1976 3799
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(913): View more from Kansas

Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

Fav 5 1148 2488
share tweet
(865): View more from Tennessee

we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

Fav 6 2191 1084
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee

Fav 15 2076 964
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(626): View more from California

Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

Fav 9 528 700
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(604): View more from British Columbia

As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

Atta girl.

Fav 2 76 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT