You're my little dorito
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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