And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house