hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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