He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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