All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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