This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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