Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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