honey bunches of taint.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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