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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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