hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The air taste purple.
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