No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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