Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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