Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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