You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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