You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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