she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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