Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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