hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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