i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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