Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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