My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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