is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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