i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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