we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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