i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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