Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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