Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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