Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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